Vanlog, Bridger Teton National Forest dispersed camping on Shadow Mountain Road
Let me just preface this by saying that because we were able to cut one day from our itinerary earlier on the trip we decided to make this huge diversion on our drive home so that we could spend one jam-packed day in Yellowstone and Grand Teton national parks as our last hurrah of sorts on this adventure. Let me also say that Yellowstone NP is my second favorite all-time park and that this is my sixth visit here. So expectations were high for the day! Needless to say based on the title of this post, my expectations were not in the least met.
First, we were up before dawn to beat the crowds into the park. Check that box. However, the morning was hazy well up to 10-11 AM so all that early rising was largely wasted. We drove almost directly from the west entrance of Yellowstone NP to the Fairy Falls trailhead because we knew it would be hard to find parking there for our hike to see the famed Grand Prismatic Spring. Jessica has never seen this vantage point which I only discovered myself on my fifth trip to Yellowstone in 2019. When we arrived it was complete haze—no pretty colors at all. So we did the 5.8-mile RT hike to Fairy Falls while parked there (something new at least) and waited for it to clear up. Fairy Falls was nice and worth the easy, but long, stroll. By the time we returned the haze had lifted some and we were able to see the Grand Prismatic Spring. This was as good as our day was to be.
From there we drove directly to the Old Faithful area and I was smart enough not to follow the signs to the Old Faithful parking but to instead go to the Inn. No traffic, no lines, no waiting, easy empty spot right by the walkway with a view of Old Faithful from the car. But unfortunately we had just missed the last eruption. So we used the bathroom and checked the geyser schedule. While less faithful than Old Faithful, which goes off every 91 min, many other geyser eruptions can now be predicted to plus or minus an hour. So we headed on the long pathway to Daisy geyser which was scheduled to erupt at 12:07. Well, she went off a little bit early and we only saw her from a distance, missing a close encounter by about those 5 min we spent in the bathroom. Also we had forgotten to bring water with us. Farther along the boardwalk we headed back toward Old Faithful for the 12:37 eruption and just made it on time to see that one from the backside.
While Old Faithful is the most regular and well known, she is not the best geyser in the area and we were not waiting around on our jam-packed day to see any of the more spectacular eruptions. So it was off to photo stop #3 at Artist’s Point for views of the Yellowstone Canyon. Big traffic jam in the Hayden Valley! You would think it was bear traffic or road construction, but nope! It was a bison jam. There were large herds of mostly napping bison on both sides of the road and a bunch of rubber-necking tourists clogging every conceivable path forward. Well at least we got to see some bison today. When we finally made it to Artist’s Point, it started to rain. Does it even do that in Yellowstone? Apparently it does.
So by now it is past 4 PM and we have to backtrack through the bison jam to get to Grand Teton NP and hope that there are empty spots at our dispersed camping destination on Shadow Mountain Road after 6 PM. But we still had a few minutes for some stops at overlooks along the way in the Tetons. We had the time but the Teton range was obscured in a thick haze by the forest fires out West (or so I presume). These normally incredible views were flat out worthless today and it made me so disappointed that I got sick to my stomach (or is that the lingering Giardia from drinking stream water at Yosemite? Just kidding, I took care of that with my antibiotics I packed along for the trip days ago!). Long story short, we got a spot (right next to the john), we are alive and well, but never ever try to do Yellowstone in a day and never come to the Tetons during wildfire season! Sunset from our free campsite wasn’t too bad though.